Sam @CUSP Conference 2015

Wednesday, November 5, 2008

Sam and the City

I've got a couple of hilarious stories to tell. No worries people. I never divulge names. I wouldn't do that. I hope everybody has a sense of humor and can laugh at these stories.

Is farting a reason to stop calling? One of my friends told me one of the most hilarious dating stories I have ever heard in my entire life! Ever! She was seeing this guy and she fell asleep next to him while visiting him at his home. Now, she had overdosed that day on fiber bars. Not a good thing! I repeat, not a good thing! So, when she got in bed with him that night her stomach was very upset and she basically farted the guy out of her life. He hasn't called since! When she told me this story I nearly lost my lunch I was laughing so hard! Can a girl fart and not be judged?! What has the world come to?! She was trying to get her daily fiber allowance that day and she got a little carried away. I guess fiber bars and dating don't mix!

I have my own funny story share. I had a really dysfunctional conversation with this guy I know. We were going to meet for drinks. So, I told him, "Let's meet at this bar called Roosevelt's, it's in a strip?" Now, I ask, is that comment vague and do you think there is justification for not understanding what I just said. I ask because his response was, "I'm sorry, but I don't go to strip clubs with ladies." I was confused. I explained, "Strip as in strip mall." He said, "You got jokes." I said, "No, I was trying to give you directions, it's in a strip next to Starbucks, Comerica, etc." This conversation was via text so maybe some things got lost in translation. But, doesn't everybody know what a strip is or is it just me? He's a great guy, but that wasn't a great conversation.

Oh, the dating lives of my friends and I!...Hilarious!

Cheers to the guys that make us laugh...Whether they mean to or not:)

xoxo

Sam

7 comments:

Marcus B. said...
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Marcus B. said...

When I first started dating my lady, she would never use the bathroom at my house! Like if she went in and killed my bathroom it would change my perspective of her. It made me think she wasn't human! I mean just strike a match
(thats what grandma say lol), crack a window or just close the door and give me fair warning. Now if she happen to have farted on him while they were in the bed, I can understand why she didn't get that call back! I would have been appalled...

Anonymous said...

She get a pass cuz she was asleep. Can't control what you do when you sleep.

-KJH

Marcus B. said...

Wait, she never said she was sleeping! Is she talking about you KJH?

Anonymous said...

Ha! Naw, but the story said, "she fell asleep next to him."

-KJH

Marcus B. said...

Oh just checking...

mom said...

It's a function of the body everyone does it and should.